Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day? Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppAre you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house. A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths. Shorts should be half the price of pants. No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes. I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.