Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • I’m not getting fatter. I’m increasing my content.
  • There are people who know when to reply all and when not to reply all, and none of them work at your company.
  • Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected.
  • I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.
  • No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex.
  • Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.