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  • You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!
  • I wanted to sleep it off, but insomnia said, β€œNot tonight, buddy.”
  • Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.
  • Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.
  • I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.
  • Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.