My dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up. I just sneezed into my elbow and now I’m waiting for a preschool teacher to praise me. I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit. Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes. Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.