I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

Commentary:
"Well, let's hope the candidate's policies are more forward-thinking than their campaign strategy! 🤣 Looks like we'll be taking some slow and steady steps into the future, with a few playful detours along the way. 🐢🛑 #ElectionDayAdventures"

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