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Funny voted quotes πŸ˜‚ bring out the best laughs and clever wit from people everywhere! Whether you need a quick mood boost or the perfect line to share, these gems ✨ are handpicked to brighten your day. Ready to LOL and maybe even share a chuckle or two? Dive into a world of humor where every quote is a winner πŸ† and guaranteed to tickle your funny bone! πŸŽ‰

If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

In high school I was voted β€œmost likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

“I didn’t vote for this.” β€” people who absolutely voted for this but thought this would only hurt people they hate.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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