Funny voted quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I'll be calling a pastry chef for my next root canal! 🍰🦷😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the irony! Holding onto that grudge like it's a prized possession 😤🏆 Who knew high school superlatives could leave such a lasting impact? #LifetimeGrudgeHolder" 🤣

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

  Commentary:
  "Well, let's hope the candidate's policies are more forward-thinking than their campaign strategy! 🤣 Looks like we'll be taking some slow and steady steps into the future, with a few playful detours along the way. 🐢🛑 #ElectionDayAdventures"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone thought they were electing a president, but ended up picking the 'House Hunter-in-Chief' instead! 🤣🗳️🏡 #ElectionDayOops"

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