I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up fi…

I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don't have to listen to it.

Commentary:
“Having Taylor Swift as your alarm clock is like a musical game of ‘Beat the Clock’! 🕑🎶 No snooze button can save you from that kind of motivation! 😂 #EarlyBirdGetsTheWorm”

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