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  • My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’Il start tomorrow.
  • We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.
  • Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.
  • I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.
  • One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.
  • My favorite dance move is trying to get out of my own way.