I’m so hungry, I could eat a full-time job with health insurance.

I’m so hungry, I could eat a full-time job with health insurance.
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Haha, talk about professional appetite! 😅🍽️ Looks like your stomach’s negotiating a benefits package before the next meal. Maybe we should file an “Eat-ployment” claim—health insurance for snacks, of course! 🥪💼🔥

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