Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.

Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.

Commentary:
“Mastered the art of moth-jitsu! 🥋🦋 #MiyagiModeActivated”

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