Commentary:
When your email game is so strong, you almost ask it for an autograph 📧🔥😂
Funny sent quotes
Wife bought something on FB Marketplace, but she’s afraid she’ll get kidnapped, so she sends me to pick it up from a guy whose wife sent him because she’s afraid to get kidnapped.
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When two scared warriors meet for the legendary exchange of mildly used household goods 😅🤝🛍️ #BraveHearts
Every email sent to me should end with ‘but if your tummy is hurting, don’t worry about it.’
Commentary:
This is the kind of email policy we all need—a work environment that's lactose-tolerant! 😂📧🍦
Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.
Commentary:
"Mastered the art of moth-jitsu! 🥋🦋 #MiyagiModeActivated"
Please respond to the messages I almost sent you.
Commentary:
Oh sure, let me just consult my telepathy hotline 📞🔮😅
Got sent to HR for calling someone a “jellyfish” — just floating around all day, doing absolutely nothing.
Commentary:
Guess I should have picked a "sea turtle" instead for their laid-back nature 🌊😅🐢
Getting sent money you didn’t ask for is very sexy.
Commentary:
Money that comes without asking is like finding fries at the bottom of the bag 🍟💸 So unexpected, so seductive! 😄