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If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

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I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

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My husband thinks he can just order me around like he’s one of the cats.

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Girls Just Want To Have Naan

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No matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope.

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Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?

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Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

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Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”

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Icarus loved hot wings.

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Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.