If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:😂 "With all due respect, that's just code for 'I'm about to roast you nicely!' 🔥🤭" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If I say “with all due respect,” nothing respectful is about to come out of my mouth. I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time. If I was pregnant and people asked when I was due, I would say “What do you mean?” I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997. I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.