I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"I'm awake, send caffeine and good vibes… βπ΄ #PrivacyInPeril" Related funny posts π€ After having a week off, my boss returns to work today. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time. I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times. Sometimes I donβt worry about things at all and other times I am awake. Iβve just learned terrible news. My department at work is planning a team-building retreat. Thank you for your thoughts during this difficult time. Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that couldβve been an email.