Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

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"Attention: The Bed Monsters Union has filed a grievance due to unsafe working conditions. ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿงน๐Ÿ˜‚"

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