I hate it when Iā€™m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

I hate it when Iā€™m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.
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"Forget extraterrestrial life ā€” I'm just over here swatting at imaginary UFOs! šŸ‘½šŸ¦ŸšŸ˜‚"

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