I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded. Posted onMay 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image … Commentary:"Forget extraterrestrial life — I'm just over here swatting at imaginary UFOs! 👽🦟😂" Related funny posts 🤝 I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason. What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture? I hate to break it to you, guys, but my husband says you’re not real. He just called you my imaginary friends. I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim. Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.