Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which liver to attack.

Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which liver to attack.
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😂🍹 “This liver’s playing hide and seek like a pro! Who knew internal organs could outsmart a drink? Cheers to culinary camouflage!” 🍔🎉

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