Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn. Posted onJan 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:This guy's really popping off, getting kernels of knowledge while munching! πΏπ Related funny posts π Knowing a guy who knows a guy is one of the most valuable things in the entire world. Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree. I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off. By accepting their pardons, the turkeys are admitting guilt. The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.