Anyone else get excited about going to bed because you know there’ll be coffee in the morning, or is that just me? Posted onJan 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Espresso-ing my excitement for morning already! ☕😴✨ Related funny posts 😂 I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake. If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee. 99% of celebrating your birthday as an adult just consists of texting back “thanks so much”. Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.