Every millennial is now paying Apple $9.99/month for 2TB just to not delete their life.

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I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.

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You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

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How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

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Be the nonsense you wish to see in the world.

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‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?

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Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

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There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.

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Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think.

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My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.

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Getting the house to yourself for a night is basically winning the lottery.