Kinda miss being a child and wondering why the moon follows me. Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Ah, the good old days of moon stalking! Now it's just bills and bad Wi-Fi. ππΆπΈ Related Funny Quotes π€ We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon. Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me. I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol. Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something. Ninety percent of my new follows are beautiful women, which tells me one thing: I’ve still got it!