Kinda miss being a child and wondering why the moon follows me. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Ah, the good old days of moon stalking! Now it's just bills and bad Wi-Fi. ππΆπΈ Related funny posts π Why is adulthood just bills and wondering what to eat? We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon. I miss when bills had nothing to do with me. Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright. If she wants the moon, you get her the moon.