I always need to pee, but it’s just because my heart is so big it pushes on my bladder. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Always knew my heart was overflowing with love… and maybe a bit of coffee! ☕💓🚽 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave. Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”? I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee. I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder. I can’t believe the gall of this bladder.