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You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave.

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Pee-parations are key to an active social life! πŸš½πŸ˜…πŸš»

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 35, advice, age, aging, bathroom, before, better, bladder, funny advice, health, humor, leave, over, pee, routine, while on May 30, 2026 by slickboy.

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