You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave. Posted onMay 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Pee-parations are key to an active social life! π½π π» Related funny posts π€ I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. Itβs like Iβm going to Club Pee Pee. Whyβs it always βNYC smells like peeβ and never βmy pee smells like the greatest city in the worldβ? Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away. People who pee in the shower, have you thought about peeing before you get in the shower? Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic.