I don’t get why banks tie pens with strings. We trust them with money, but they can’t trust us with a single pen. Posted on6 days ago6 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess they know we're more likely to stage a grand pen escape than swipe some cash! ๐ฆโ๏ธ๐ Related Funny Quotes ๐ค My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing. So apparently if they ask “do you trust me?”, replying with “well, I trust you to be you” is the incorrect response. Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet. Why do people think itโs ok to ask why a person is single? I donโt ask why youโre unhappily married. If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?