Funny tie quotes

My mom recently asked me how to take a screenshot. At first, I laughed, but then I remembered she taught me how to tie my shoes.

Commentary:
Guess I owe her a "Tech for Tying" class 😂👟📱

Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

Commentary:
Oh, the thrill of extreme activities in everyday life! 💇‍♀️ Who knew picking up a hair tie could be the new adrenaline rush trend? Just remember to stretch and warm up those bending-over muscles for the ultimate microdosage of excitement! 🤸‍♂️ #HairTieBungeeJumping

I don’t get why banks tie pens with strings. We trust them with money, but they can’t trust us with a single pen.

Commentary:
Guess they know we're more likely to stage a grand pen escape than swipe some cash! 🏦✒️😆

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Funny tie quotes

My mom recently asked me how to take a screenshot. At first, I laughed, but then I remembered she taught me how to tie my shoes.

Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

I don’t get why banks tie pens with strings. We trust them with money, but they can’t trust us with a single pen.