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Funny tie quotes

My mom recently asked me how to take a screenshot. At first, I laughed, but then I remembered she taught me how to tie my shoes.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I don’t get why banks tie pens with strings. We trust them with money, but they can’t trust us with a single pen.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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