No, I can’t tonight. I already have plans to look at my phone somewhere else. Posted on6 days ago6 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like my phone and I have a hot date with the couch tonight! 📱🛋️😂 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes. Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss. Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper. I love canceling plans. I didn’t want to go in the first place. I just wanted to be invited. I love having plans to cancel.