I once quit a job, and when my boss asked why, I simply said, “I hate it here.” Best day of my life. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like the career equivalent of dropping the mic and strutting out of life's talent show! 😂🎤🕺 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my train wreck of a life. Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, “I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!” Then I said, “Turn left.” I heard time is money, so I quit my job. Now I have lots of time! When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again” “I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.