Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, โI love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!โ Then I said, โTurn left.โ Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That's a quick way to show him who's really in charge! ๐๐๐ Related funny posts ๐ค Sober in a taxi: Please. Stop talking to me. Drunk in a taxi: … And that, Mick, is why I’m emotionally unavailable, I suppose. You canโt boss me around. Youโre not my bladder. I love chatty cats like, yeah, bro, meow meow, you’re so right. I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when youโre on a walk. Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”