If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.

If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.

Commentary:
🔑🏠 "Ah, the universal magic trick of homeownership: waving your keys in front of a giant house and hoping for the best. If only it were that easy! Maybe we should try waving a toaster at a bank next and see if that works too? 🤷‍♂️😂"

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