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  • Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.
  • I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?
  • I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.
  • I’m going to die from jealousy one day.
  • People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying.