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  • How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?
  • Am I just getting old or are people getting more annoying?
  • Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.
  • The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower.
  • You gotta wonder why they just don’t make all bread garlic bread.
  • My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.