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“Ah, the sacred transition from hair accessory to snack guardian! 🌙🦀 Because who needs beauty sleep when you can have crispy chips instead? 😂 #Priorities”
At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.
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