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A burrito is just a sleeping bag for beans.
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Beans love a cozy nap! 🌯😴
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I wonder how many people think, “What the hell?” after talking to me.
Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.
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