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Funny food metaphor quotes

He’s an everything bagel… I’m just a nothing burger…

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I was a nothingburger to him, but he was an everything bagel to me…

Posted onMay 19, 2026

“Nothing burger” is such a funny phrase. Americans when nothing: so imagine a burger.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

A burrito is just a sleeping bag for beans.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

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