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Funny bean quotes

A burrito is just a sleeping bag for beans.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Job posting: $15/hr for master’s degree. Burrito menu: $23 for bean and cheese burrito.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

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