All of my fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately, so are the crisps. Posted on6 months ago6 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:When your hand can't decide between a dumbbell and a bag of chips ๐ ๐ช๐ Related Funny Posts ๐ค I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps. My workout goals are simple: Iโd just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over. When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult. I donโt get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere. If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment? About 40 muscles are activated when you eat just one donut. Follow me for more fitness advice. Went to the gym two days in a row. This is a fitness account now.