All of my fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately, so are the crisps. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your hand can't decide between a dumbbell and a bag of chips 😅💪😋 Related Funny Posts 🤝 My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over. When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult. I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere. If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment? About 40 muscles are activated when you eat just one donut. Follow me for more fitness advice.