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Living life on the edge, one job application at a time! 😅💼 #ProfessionalExaggerator
14 Funny job application quotes
As you can see from my résumé, I am proficient in lying.
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Applying for the secret service are we?
I would do anything for a job, except write a cover letter.
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"I'm ready to wrestle a bear for a job, but don't ask me to write a cover letter 🐻✍️🚫"
Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”
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Haha, because who doesn't dream of being a spreadsheet superhero as a kid? 😂📈🦸♂️
Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.
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"Oh yeah, I'm definitely qualified to ghost my own job interview! 👻📞😂"
A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.
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Sounds like he's found the ultimate life hack for job hunting 😂📝🚀
The lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter.
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"When the king of the jungle applies for a job, he skips the paperwork and just roars 🦁📄🎤!"
Applied for an internship to gain experience and got rejected because I didn’t have relevant experience.
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Applying for an internship is like trying to get into an exclusive club—apparently, you need experience to gain experience! 🎢🤔
Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?
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"Job applications out here asking 'how did you hear about us?' 🤔 Oh, was it supposed to be a top-secret mission to find a job? 🕵️♂️😂 Maybe they're just testing our detective skills while we're desperately searching for employment! 🔍🕵️♀️ #JobSearchMystery"
Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?
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"Trying to woo a job like 💌❤️: Dear Hiring Manager, your company is the one I've been dreaming of since I was a little résumé. 🤣🧡 #jobsearchwoes"