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Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes
Witty text about waiting for a full phone number, humorously highlighting a single digit.
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Guess I'm in for a long wait at the deutsche telekom, hoping the call doesn't end with a "Nein!" πŸ“žπŸ˜… #LostInTranslation

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