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Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

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Thatโ€™s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

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Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

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Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.

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If youโ€™re 20, please stop saying youโ€™re tired. I have bananas older than you.

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Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler.

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Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

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Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

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Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wifeโ€™s plans for the second time.

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We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

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My ex said I had commitment issues but this giant jar of Nutella says otherwise.

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I donโ€™t have a favorite vampire. If you ask me, they all suck.

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Thereโ€™s something so romantic about getting McDonaldโ€™s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

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Itโ€™s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they donโ€™t read books or have thoughts.

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Iโ€™m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

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Tinder is a food delivery app if youโ€™re good at it.

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If you see me out in public but we havenโ€™t talked since high school, letโ€™s keep it that way.

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The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

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Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think youโ€™re really cute.

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You don’t scare me. You’re not those two minutes when I can’t find my wallet.

At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.
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Iโ€™m no doctor but Iโ€™m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.

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Pinky promises are still a legit foundation of trust.

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Wolves should really raise more people.

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Donโ€™t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now.

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Tried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it.

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The note on this boxed wine says โ€˜Fresh up to 6 weeks after openingโ€™. 6 weeks. Lol.

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Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

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Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

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Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.

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Listen to the birds, not the news.

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If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win.

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How are they running out of oxygen if theyโ€™re breathing it right back into the submarine?

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The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldnโ€™t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

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Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.

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Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

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Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

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Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

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I hate math, but I love counting money.

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Being strange is exhausting.

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You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and theyโ€™ll be like โ€œohhh, thatโ€™s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.โ€

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