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  • They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.
  • Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.
  • Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.
  • D was probably like “lmao ok” when they named the alphabet the ABCs
  • Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.
  • We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.