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Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

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Ah, the classic case of "tea inception" – making tea, getting distracted, and discovering a forgotten cup hours later! πŸ΅πŸ‚ Don't worry, your tea will just have extra time to steep and become even more flavorful. Just make sure to remember where you left it this time! πŸ˜‰ #TeaTimeDejavu



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