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Ah, the classic case of "tea inception" – making tea, getting distracted, and discovering a forgotten cup hours later! 🍵🍂 Don't worry, your tea will just have extra time to steep and become even more flavorful. Just make sure to remember where you left it this time! 😉 #TeaTimeDejavu

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I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

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I love when people say, “It is what it is,” like they just discovered stoicism.

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I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food.

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I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.

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People always say, “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but I’ve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues.

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Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

I love when people say, “It is what it is,” like they just discovered stoicism.

I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food.

You’re either snacking with me or snacking against me.

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It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

My ex is somewhere telling his new girlfriend how bad I was, and she’s smiling, thinking she made it in life. Two idiots.

I’m like Pooh Bear. I just want to eat, hang with my homies, and go around pantsless.

Sounds like you are suffering from a lack of vitamin Me.

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Being a little freak is my love language.

A fabric tomato filled with needles. Don’t see that much anymore.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your dog can stay home for the hour you’re at the grocery store or restaurant.

Well, it took several decades, but I might have finally run out of things to say.

In the baking aisle, booing everyone buying imitation vanilla extract.

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I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

Cleaning your kid’s room will piss you off, cause why is my Airfryer in here?

The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.

You’re in her DMs, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. Can you come get her?

Anxiety should have a loyalty rewards program.

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I could never be in the mafia, those guys stay up way to late.

I secretly want you to say no when I offer you some of my cake.

I’m currently trying not to read anything about carbohydrates after 4pm.

They should invent a day where it all works out.

Just saying “Think about it!” is enough to overwhelm many people these days.

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I love when people say, “It is what it is,” like they just discovered stoicism.

I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food.

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