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Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds of their chewing, because that’s the soundtrack to the rest of your life.

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Chew-s wisely! Your lifetime soundtrack shouldn't sound like an orchestra of potato chips πŸŸπŸŽ§πŸ˜„

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, before, chewing, hard, humor, life, listen, marriage, relationship, rest, someone, sound, sounds, soundtrack on May 19, 2026 by slickboy.

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