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  • Maybe the clouds, trees, and flowers love looking at you too.
  • Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.
  • If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?”
  • ā€œAt your big ageā€ is one of my favorite insults.
  • Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.
  • My first mistake of my life was my birth.