Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- “I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.
- New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”
- If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”
- When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk.
- My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.