Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

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I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

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One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

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You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

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How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

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Imagine buying a new car, and some superhero throws it at an alien.

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Hit the vape till it tastes like technology.

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Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that.

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I don’t have a favorite vampire. If you ask me, they all suck.

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Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

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I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.