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Today, I want to talk about how people’s houses smell funny, but mine doesn’t.

May 20, 2026

My family passed down mood swings and anxiety instead of money or houses.

May 19, 2026

There are TV shows that only exist on the screens of girls’ houses you go to one time and never again.

Apr 1, 2026

Next on Tiny Houses: A family of 6 moves into a boat emoji.

Mar 31, 2026

People who live in glass houses should be put on a watchlist.

Mar 30, 2026

People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.

Mar 30, 2026

People in glass houses shouldn’t throw orgies.

Mar 30, 2026

Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

Mar 30, 2026

Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

Mar 29, 2026

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

Mar 28, 2026