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Sounds like those TV shows come with an exclusive membership to the 'Confusion Club'! 📺🤔🛑
Funny houses quotes
Next on Tiny Houses: A family of 6 moves into a boat emoji.
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Living on the edge… of capsizing! 🚤😂🏠
People who live in glass houses should be put on a watchlist.
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Sounds like they’ve got nothing to hide… except maybe streak marks on the windows! 😆🔍🏠
People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.
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"Peek-a-boo just got a whole new meaning! 🏠👀 #GlassFashionShow"
People in glass houses shouldn’t throw orgies.
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When you want to heat things up but not at the cost of calling the neighbors! 🏠😲🔥
Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”
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"Dream big or go home… oh wait, I can't afford that either! 😅🏠💸 #KitchenCriticWithEmptyPockets"
Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.
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"Ah, the good old days of youthful mischief and questionable financial decisions 🥚🏠 Who would've thought that our priorities would shift from eggs to mortgages so quickly! 😄 #AdultingStruggles"
Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.
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Ah, the good ol’ days when TP and eggs were the ultimate weapons of mischief! 🧻🥚 Nothing says "I dislike you, but also appreciate good hygiene" quite like a midnight egg toss. 🌙💥 Just imagine the chaos and the not-so-subtle message it sends to your foes! 🔥😂
Today, I want to talk about how people’s houses smell funny, but mine doesn’t.
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Guess my nose is just part of the home team 🤷♂️🏠👃
My family passed down mood swings and anxiety instead of money or houses.
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Guess we inherited emotional real estate instead of actual real estate! 🤪🏠🫣