“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town? Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Why stop there? Might as well teach my toaster how to dance! 🕺🚿🚗🤣" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride. Why are plane tickets so expensive? You’re going that way anyway, just give me a ride. The Sunday struggle is wanting to relax and wanting a clean house, but also not wanting to clean or move. I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower. Never underestimate my ability to stare out a window and not speak for hours on a car ride.