“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town? Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Why stop there? Might as well teach my toaster how to dance! 🕺🚿🚗🤣" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride. The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves. I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower. When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions. I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.