“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town? Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Why stop there? Might as well teach my toaster how to dance! 🕺🚿🚗🤣" Related funny posts 😂 Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs. Not gonna lie, I just assume everyone is AI now. Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry. Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.