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When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.

Commentary:
"When you're the dealer and the cat's the house, and they demand to see your hands! 😹🃏👌"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, animal, cat, dealer, done, eating, gesture, hands, humor, i, playful, quirky, show on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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