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Are you part vampire, conserving your strength for when in-flight drinks served? 🧛♂️✈️🔋
24 Funny ride quotes
Maybe I’m wrong, but I still don’t think our parents realized how far we rode our bikes in the 80s and 90s.
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Riding our bikes so far in the 80s and 90s, we basically had passports for the neighborhood! 🚴♂️🌍📦
Some Uber rides in NYC are the same price as a JetBlue flight to Miami.
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When your Uber ride gives you more jet-setting vibes than a regular cab ride, but without the complimentary peanuts ✈️😂🚗
Uber drivers have secret access to a streaming service of exclusively the worst music you’ve ever heard.
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Sounds like they majored in "Torture Tunes" at DJ University 🎶🚗😂
Better to be a wolf that everyone hates, than a donkey that everyone rides.
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I'd choose howling over hauling any day! 🐺🐴🤣
Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.
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Just waiting for the elevator to reach the "Next Time, Press the Close Door Button Faster" floor 😂🚪🕴️
I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.
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Enjoying that premium silent service experience! 🤫🚗😄
Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?
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Celebrating the thrilling amusement park ride that comes free with every haircut! 🎢💇♂️🎈
“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?
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"Why stop there? Might as well teach my toaster how to dance! 🕺🚿🚗🤣"
I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.
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🐒🦘 "Probably found out the hard way that kangaroos give you a bouncier ride than you'd like. 😂🤕"