Commenting βThis could be usβ on her pics with her boyfriend. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That's one way to audition for the role of leading man in the wrong movie! π¬π Related funny posts π€ Sometimes being alive feels like being a pornstar who is asexual. Commenting βwhat about us?β on all Valentine pics this year. Itβs all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family. “Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade. Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.