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Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

Put my height in bio. Hope it lands me a girlfriend.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

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Why do you always wanna change your life before you fall asleep, then in the morning you wake up like ‘Nah!’

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I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

If she forgives you, then 30 minutes later comes back mad again: that means she told her friends in her group chat, and the board of directors did not agree.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

The longer you go without something, the more comfortable you become without it. That goes for people, too.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

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You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

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My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

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I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

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I’m not fragile like a flower. I’m fragile like a bomb.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Some people shop for designer heels. I shop for nonstop flight deals.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Every job is either 8 hours of getting exposed to cancer-causing chemicals or 8 hours of staring at a Microsoft Excel sheet.

Making waves on Instagram:

Coffee doesn’t even work on me anymore. I just drink it because the taste tricks my brain into thinking I’m a functioning adult.

Going viral on Discord:

If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

Just landed via YouTube:

Mentally saying “Wed-Nes-Day” when writing the word Wednesday.

Making waves on YouTube:

It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.

Making waves on Messenger:

I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

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Unfortunately, I do love being the only person who knows exactly what I mean and the hidden meaning behind everything I do.

75 shares on Twitch this month:

Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

37 shares on YouTube this month:

These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

63 shares on Snapchat this month:

Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

41 shares on Instagram this month:

I use karate strictly as a last resort, after I’ve exhausted fleeing and screaming.

43 shares on Pinterest this month:

Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

96 shares on Snapchat this month:

Tuesday is no better than Monday.

55 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You only live once and thank God for that.

27 shares on TikTok this month:

Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.

42 shares on Reddit this month:

Men playing hard to get when they’re already hard to want, is so funny to me.

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I met the real Santa tonight, and he said you’re all in trouble.

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Your DM doesn’t match the Bible quote in your bio. Uh-oh.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

I’ve heard that people who don’t have Facebook use their free time to lie naked on top of each other. Ew, imagine that.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

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Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

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I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

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Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.

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I was a nothingburger to him, but he was an everything bagel to me…

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Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

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Parents saying “I know my child” will forever be the funniest joke.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Do you ever stress about money, then accidentally order from Amazon?

Going viral on Discord:

Do vape shops and nail salons actually make money, or is my town’s economy one big laundering scheme?

Seen just now on Discord:

Two sheep walk into a baaaaa.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow.

Trending via Pinterest:

High school crushes were crazy because, why the hell was I running all over school just to catch a glimpse of him.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Things will be fine, eventually—in thousands of years—for rocks.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

What kind of psychopath wants to be the life of the party?

Just landed via YouTube:

My soulmate is chocolate cake.

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Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

The Velvet Underground probably wouldn’t have been so influential if I was at their shows with a giant magnet and pulled their guitars out of their hands.

I forgot how to panic. Help!

Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader.

Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

And to my great-grandchildren, I leave 48,567 screenshots.

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Dear algo, please only show this post to benevolent aliens.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

The Velvet Underground probably wouldn’t have been so influential if I was at their shows with a giant magnet and pulled their guitars out of their hands.

I forgot how to panic. Help!

Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader.

Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

And to my great-grandchildren, I leave 48,567 screenshots.

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